my fucking niece won’t stop crying god she’s such a fucking baby
How old is she
one and a half
youd think a website called collegehumor would be aimed more towards college students and less towards middle school boys yet here we are
if i don’t reblog my own posts then who will
WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?
BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!
by throwing it into the harbor
when the teacher thinks you’re not paying attention but you answer their question correctly
i want to go to mars because then id be the second hottest one on the planet, right behind the curiosity rover. god, i wish i was as hot as the curiosity rover…
swaggity psy do not cry
oppa gangnam smile
im 100% sure i was fucking high when i wrote this